What a fucking waste of an outfit
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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