It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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