i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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