last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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