just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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