oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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