that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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