We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize