my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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