dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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