haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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