And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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