Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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