shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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