YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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