Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?