Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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