and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
wow bdsm is so cute
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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