Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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