apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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