So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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