Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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