just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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