When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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