so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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