who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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