He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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