What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
