fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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