Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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