Pappa wants mamma naked
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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