I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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