considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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