R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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