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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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