i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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