fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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