the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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