his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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