she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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