Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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