When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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