I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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