she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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