Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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