i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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