4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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