Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's blow job season.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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