remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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