you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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