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• (559): View more from California

  I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Solid. Can't put a price on good times

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You can and it's called a liver.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.

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• (530): View more from California

  I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me

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• (916): View more from California

  Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  My first love was gay too, it's okay.

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