You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties