Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I FOUND THE LEGS
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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