I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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