i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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