she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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