When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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