the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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