I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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